Important!Thar’s gold in them thar hills o’ unabashed bigotry! As further proof that our apish species, particularly lower North American lighter-pigmented bipeds with dubious sentience, have now regressed to where they will follow whatever shiny object their tangerine wankmaggot POTUS tells them to, I offer you this specimen of airbrushed loveliness, the former candidate for Governor of the “great” (as defined by being 49th or 50th in most socio-economic rankings) state of Arkansas, the one, the only, Jan “God bless America” Morgan.
Her singular claim to notoriety was a noble proclamation, loud and proud, that post-911 Muslims were banned from her tin-shack shooting gallery out in the boonies of Mountain Pine, a bastion of good-old-fashioned Great Depression desperation, where drug addicts, county prisons, and backwater community colleges with visions of ivy-league grandeur dot a pock-marked landscape still polluted by long-gone lumber mills and abandoned factories.
Still, Jan Morgan’s singular act of bravado in the face of a small town teeming with maybe a dozen swarthy Muslims was enough to earn her national recognition and a stall in the stable of Fox News darlings. She is now a bedazzled “American Patriot” as awarded by Hot Springs’ very own tea party. The following small notice appeared in the Sentinel Record‘s “Items of Interest” section on Friday, March 29, 2019 CE. I trust you will find it either amusing or appalling…
— Jacques d’Nalgar, Samedi 30 mars de l’année 2019 de l’ère commune
PS — First Church of the Nazarene shows up here and there in Levantium. You just might want to check it out.
Jan Morgan, commentator and local Hot Springs businesswoman, will be the featured speaker at the next monthly meeting of the Republican Party of Garland County on Thursday.
The RPGC meeting will begin at 6:30 p.m. Thursday at the Family Center of First Church of the Nazarene, 3804 Central Ave. Morgan will speak after the monthly business meeting. The public is welcome to attend. Admission is free.
“Morgan is an award-winning television journalist and during the past 27 years has been a contributor to numerous national publications, and television and internet news networks. She has appeared as a political analyst on Fox News, CNN, One America News, NRA-TV and ‘Gun Owners of America.’ Morgan has more than 1.5 million social media followers,” RPGC said in a news release.
Morgan is a certified firearms instructor and owns and operates The Gun Cave, which is located in Garland County.
Morgan is a member of the Republican Party of Arkansas TUSK Club, the RPGC, the 4th District Republican Committee and Garland County Republican Women. She is the National Chair of 2A Women and National Spokesperson of Citizens for Trump.
Photograph and hyper-inflated biography provided by (who else?) Jan Morgan.